My beautiful wife Debbie had the great idea of compiling all of the odd and sometimes wacky sayings found on church signs throughout this great land of ours.
I sadly report that it has been done.
I happily report that it has been done remarkably well. Check out
Churchsigngenerator.comYou can create your own saying and have it displayed immediately on a graphic:
…and they’ll turn it into a fridge magnet for you for $5 plus shipping.
They also have tons of photos of actual church signs. Here’s a few of my favorites:
This next one took me a second. The last character is a 1, not an I, so that should help…
Another nice thing about this website- they have links to Amazon where (who knew?) they sell seven different books of church signs. Heck, they even link to Stewart Signs, where you can buy your own church sign. What a wonderful world we live in…